my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him
I was looking through my old tumblr posts and it’s so silly looking back at how I thought everything in my life was in place. Apparently I knew when I was going to graduate, that I was guaranteed to be rich, design my own house, and knew who I was going to get married to. It’s ridiculous because there’s a good chance I may not even become a nurse, achieving my goals of being rich will be difficult after paying back college loans, and designing my own house is basically out of the question. Silly me. I know this is reality, but I still can’t help but feel I’m letting high school me down.