jellofer

August 14, 2014 | 11:34 PM | 381,875 notes
"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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I think these everyday

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July 15, 2014 | 01:07 AM | 352,044 notes

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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June 26, 2014 | 01:25 AM | 151,421 notes

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June 25, 2014 | 12:01 AM | 1,007,203 notes

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

r

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June 24, 2014 | 11:55 PM | 196,954 notes

itssexualhour:

my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

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June 15, 2014 | 11:25 PM | 209,818 notes

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June 15, 2014 | 11:23 PM | 37,861 notes

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June 12, 2014 | 10:29 PM | 709 notes

mrkmja:

Mariah on the left headphone, Ariana on the right. Go.

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June 12, 2014 | 10:10 PM | 83,253 notes

leothemechanic:

bananaweetabix:

leothemechanic:

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN SPIDERMAN CLIMBS A BUILDING

idk what?

PETER PARKOUR

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June 12, 2014 | 09:59 PM | 329,447 notes
abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam

abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam

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June 12, 2014 | 08:52 PM | 151,410 notes

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June 12, 2014 | 08:48 PM | 54,874 notes

vinebox:

Leggo

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May 26, 2014 | 04:23 PM | 263,472 notes
romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank

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May 22, 2014 | 04:56 PM | 415,918 notes

iamnerissa:

boylarva:

randomlovesawkward:

HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE

I CANT HANDLE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION THE DOG IS WOUWUOWUOUWOUW AND IM CRYING MY TEARS IM DROWNING

HAHAHAHAHA

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May 21, 2014 | 10:25 PM | 230,803 notes

pizza-poops:

If you don’t watch this, you are wrong.

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